Cerebral Flatulence

Derek's feeble attempt at sharing a portion of his cerebrum.
Thank you Stan Bradshaw for teaching me how to survive the outdoors while aiding attractive injured females…

Thank you Stan Bradshaw for teaching me how to survive the outdoors while aiding attractive injured females…

We’re pretty cute together. Even though she wears my clothes (and my wallet)… 🙊

We’re pretty cute together. Even though she wears my clothes (and my wallet)… 🙊

I don’t have many pictures, but there have been plenty of whales this year…

I don’t have many pictures, but there have been plenty of whales this year…

Birthday Breakfasts should always start this way. Followed by bacon.

Birthday Breakfasts should always start this way. Followed by bacon.

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

(via kenzysalternateuniverse)

really-shit:

The Cloud by Richard Clarkson is an interactive lamp and speaker system, designed to mimic a thundercloud in both appearance and entertainment. Using motion sensors the cloud detects a user’s presence and creates a unique lightning and thunder show dictated by their movement. The system features a powerful speaker system from which the user can stream music via any Bluetooth compatible device. Using color-changing lights the cloud is able to adapt to the desired lighting color and brightness. The cloud also has alternative modes such as a nightlight and music reactive mode.

(via hands-of-stone)

When can openers don’t exist…

When can openers don’t exist…

This is my 8pm bike ride from work. With fresh black cod in my pack. Really, how tough can my day get?

This is my 8pm bike ride from work. With fresh black cod in my pack. Really, how tough can my day get?